Ah got farmers' markets!
Ah got flea markets!
Ah got street vendors!
Ah got um! Ah got um!
Ah got homepages!
Ah got search engines!
Ah got E-mail groups!
Ah got um! Ah got um!
Ah got anythin' you' need,
Ah'm de Ah-got-um web-site!
- An adaptation from a West Indian street vendor crier in Harlem during the 1930s -- found in the WPA Life Histories Project (Library of Congress Historic Collection).